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  Brother Bo Stepp is a famous black talk show host who's had his fair share of "caught on tape scandals, shocking DNA test results, and love triangle surprises."  His one problem is that his mother has been pressuring him for years to do a Christmas special.  We all know that you can't disappoint Momma.  So, this year, he agrees to do the show on one condition - yes, you guessed it - it has to have shocking revelations about common assumptions that Christians make.  Bo Stepp has no intentions of parading the usual cast of Christian performing artists in front of the camera just for the sake of hearing his favorite Christmas songs.  Sure, there will be plenty of praising God and singing at the end, but first Bo investigates exactly what religions influence Christianity.   

  Season's Greetings is slick, clever, informative and very entertaining.  Go on a journey with Bo to separate the facts from the fiction concerning Jesus Christ. The characters are a lot of fun to do and the play moves along so quickly that your audience will be left wanting more.

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  Scroll down to the bottom of the page to check out the first couple of scenes so that you can get a feel for what the play is like.

  The props are simple for this performance and the cast is small enough to manage effective rehearsals.  The performance will be about one hour.  Required music is included in the instant download. 

Cast of Characters

Brother Bo Stepp- Host of the show.  He has the largest part but we’ve built in a few things to make life easier for him.  The host can also be a woman of the same name.  She would then be Sister Bo Stepp.

Bishop Sunshine- Brother Stepp’s pastor.  He is called to clarify the issues that are brought about by the other guests on the show.

Announcer (Chuck)- Behind the scenes but has some funny lines.

Stage Hand – Guy (or girl) who gives the audience cues for when to clap or laugh.

GoShawn X - Brother from the Nation of Islam

Soul Sista CEryka Badu like character from the 5% Nation

The Candomble Praise Dancers from and ancient African tribe

Candy – The spokesperson for the Candomble.  This person can be a man or a woman.  The name can be changed as well.

Rasta WhoopJamaican Bob Marley type character representing Rastafarie

Mediator – Person who takes comments from the audience during the break

Momma – Bo Stepp’s mother who gives a little speech and sings at the end of the play.

Extras - There are spots for singers/and or choirs to sing Christmas songs at the end of the play.

 

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Scene One             The Big Show

 

Setting 

At the start of this scene, there is a lot of fanfare with theme music and clapping (because one of your stage hands will hold up an “Applause” sign for your audience to clap when they hear the theme music.)  The host does not come out until after he or she is announced.  When the host appears, the stage hand holds up another sign with “Stand and Cheer” on it.  Since Bo has many more lines than anyone else, index cards organized by scenes would be a good idea.  He is not to read the cards but glancing a them to make sure he’s stays on track is an acceptable practice of a talk show host.

You can download some theme music from www.shplayhouse.com at no charge. 

 

Announcer

Live from the shady hills of sunny (your city and state), it’s the Big Show! With tonight’s guests, GoShawn X, Susie Socionist, Abby Atheist, Ying Yang Tow, Soul Sister C, Jehovah Russell, Marcus Marley, and Bishop Sunshine.  Now, here’s your host.  Give a loud round of applause for- Brother Bo Stepp!

 

 

Bo comes from backstage wearing a very nice suit, walking directly to front center-stage acting humble and overwhelmed by the staged applause.  He begs the audience to take their seats but of course they don’t because the stage hand is encouraging them to continue to applaud.

 

Finally, when the audience takes their seats, Bo starts his opening monologue.

 

 

Bo Stepp

(acting surprised)  What a crowd tonight! How are y’all doing out there?

 

 

 

The stage hand encourages them to bark and woof it up.

 

 

Bo Stepp

Well, we have a great show for you tonight!  Of course, you know that it’s the Christmas season and you know, I was talking to my momma y’all and she was getting on my case.

 

 

 

The stage hand holds up a poster board that says “Aaah!”

 

For the three years that I’ve done this show, I’ve never had a religious theme.  And you know how Momma is.  She loves her some Jesus.  So, we’re going to do a show tonight  for Momma!  Y’all give it up for my momma!  (after the applause, he continues)  Speaking of Jesus.  I like going to church and all but I wish I could make a few little changes.  I have to be careful with this because my pastor is here.  But I got to say this.  I don’t understand why we have to have the same thing for communion every time. We ought to mix it up every once and while.  Instead of crackers and grape juice, wouldn’t y’all like to have cornbread and Kool-Aid?  Communion would be slammin’.  We can time it out where the deacons are pulling that corn bread hot out of the oven right at the end of the sermon.  (the audience can hear Chuck laughing through his microphone from back stage).  Man, that would be good.  Communion would be like the buffet.  I’d be back line for seconds.  Are y’all ready to have a great show?  Let’s do this then!

 

The spotlight fades as Bo turns and goes back to his desk and the music is cued once again.

 

 

Announcer

You better run and get your corn bread and Kool-Aid because The Big Show will be right back after these messages.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scene Two             Kick-Off

 

The Situation 

We’re now back from the first short commercial break and Bo is sitting behind his desk and his first guest is already seated on the leather love seat.  As the scene is lighted, Bo and GoShawn are already deep into a private inaudible conversation.  The music is cued briefly and the audience is welcomed back.  Of course, we’ve already established what the stage hand is doing with the “Applause”, “Laugh”, and “Cheer” poster boards.

 Setting 

GoShawn is from the Nation of Islam.  He is wearing a suit with a bow tie. Please see the diagram at the end of this skit.   

Announcer

I hope that you’ve choked down your cornbread because we’re back on the big show with Bo Stepp!

 

 

 

The lights fade up and Bo stops his conversation with GoShawn, gives a big smile for the camera and takes it from there.

 

 

Bo Stepp

  Welcome back.  Please welcome our first guest to the show- Mr. GoShawn X. (applause)  Season’s Greetings to you GoShawn.

 

 

GoShawn

(smiling) Thank you for having me, Brother Stepp, but I can not accept your Season’s Greetings.

 

 

Bo Stepp

Why not?

 

 

GoShawn

The honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us to be students of history, and history says that December 25, is an ancient pagan holiday.

 

 

Bo Stepp

Oh, really?  I’ve never heard that.

 

 

GoShawn

Oh, yes, my talk show brother.  The white man knows that the former slave, called the negro, will not pick up a book to learn for himself, therefore, the white man can tell the negro anything and he will sing and dance on cue.

 

 

Bo Stepp

(still pleasant)  I understand that you’re all militant and everything but you must admit that this is a great time of year to witness to others about the goodness of God, specifically Jesus Christ.

 

 

GoShawn

(laughing)  My brother, the passive Jesus that has been marketed to our people for the last 400 years is not the same Jesus of the Holy Scriptures-

 

 

Bo Stepp

By the Holy Scriptures, you mean the Koran, right?

 

 

GoShawn

I mean the Bible and the Koran.  Jesus was a great prophet and we should listen to his teachings but he wasn’t the last prophet.

 

 

 

Bo looks at his cue cards again and decides to forgo the next question and call his pastor out.

 

 

Bo Stepp

Well, I have to admit to you, BoShawn, that I am not up on all of this.  That’s why I’ve invited my pastor, Bishop Sunshine, to the show.  He’s going to help us sort all of these things out.  (looking and smiling at the audience)  Please welcome Bishop Jerry Sunshine to The Big Show!

 

 

Bishop

(entering and having a seat on the couch) Thank you.  Thank you.  It’s a privilege to be here.

 

 

 

GoShawn and Bishop Sunshine shake hands.

 

 

Bo Stepp

Bishop, were you listening back stage? Did you hear all of this stuff about the white man’s Jesus?

 

 

Bishop

Yes, I did Bo.  I first want to say to you Mr. X, that I’ve read your book.  It was an inspiring story.

 

 

GoShawn

Thank you.

 

 

Bishop

Every young man can benefit from hearing about how you started out on the streets, got into a lot of trouble, was locked up, found God and turned your life around.  That’s an amazing story.  But while I respect your point of view, it’s not the only one.

 

 

GoShawn

Now, here comes the white man’s brain washing.

 

 

Bishop

The truth is that white men from the west didn’t pen the Holy Scriptures.  God inspired Jews from the middle east to write the Scriptures.  I appreciate the way that showed respect for the Bible.  Did you know that this same Bible says in Romans 10:11-12 that there is no difference between Greek or Jew?  If any of us believe on the name Jesus Christ, we shall be saved.  It goes on to say that by no other name shall a man be saved.

 

 

Bo Stepp

This is a great conversation and I hate to interrupt it but we’re right up on a commercial break.  Mr. GoShawn X, you get the last word.

 

 

GoShawn

It took a long time for Africans to be transformed into African Americans and it will take a long time for the black man to realize that he is still in bondage.

 

 

Bishop

Muhammad is in the grave.  Jesus Christ is risen and in heaven.

 

 

Bo Stepp

That’s the music playing, thank you both, we’ll be right back.

 

The sound of the music rises as the three men laugh and joke and continue their conversation quietly.  The scene ends as the lights fade to black.

 

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