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Brother Bo Stepp is a famous black talk show host who's had his fair share of
"caught on tape scandals, shocking DNA test results, and love triangle
surprises." His one problem is that his mother has been pressuring him
for years to do a Christmas special. We all know that you can't
disappoint Momma. So, this year, he agrees to do the show on one
condition - yes, you guessed it - it has to have shocking revelations about
common assumptions that Christians make. Bo Stepp has no intentions of
parading the usual cast of Christian performing artists in front of the
camera just for the sake of hearing his favorite Christmas songs.
Sure, there will be plenty of praising God and singing at the end, but first
Bo investigates exactly what religions influence Christianity.
Season's Greetings is
slick, clever, informative and very entertaining. Go on a journey with
Bo to separate the facts from the fiction concerning Jesus Christ. The
characters are a lot of fun to do and the play moves along so quickly that
your audience will be left wanting more.
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The props are simple for this
performance and the cast is small enough to manage effective rehearsals.
The performance will be about one hour. Required music is included in
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Brother
Bo Stepp-
Host of the show. He
has the largest part but we’ve built in a few things to make life easier
for him. The host can also be a woman of the same name. She would then
be Sister Bo Stepp.
Bishop
Sunshine-
Brother Stepp’s
pastor. He is called to clarify the issues that are brought about by
the other guests on the show.
Announcer
(Chuck)-
Behind the scenes but
has some funny lines.
Stage
Hand – Guy (or
girl) who gives the audience cues for when to clap or laugh.
GoShawn X
- Brother from the
Nation of Islam
Soul
Sista C
- Eryka Badu like
character from the 5% Nation
The
Candomble –
Praise Dancers from and ancient African tribe
Candy
– The spokesperson for the Candomble. This person can be a man or a
woman. The name can be changed as well.
Rasta
Whoop
– Jamaican Bob Marley
type character representing Rastafarie
Mediator
– Person who takes comments from the audience during the break
Momma
– Bo
Stepp’s mother who
gives a little speech and sings at the end of the play.
Extras
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There are spots for
singers/and or choirs to sing Christmas songs at the end of the play.
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Setting
At the
start of this scene, there is a lot of fanfare with theme music and clapping
(because one of your stage hands will hold up an “Applause” sign for your
audience to clap when they hear the theme music.) The host does not come
out until after he or she is announced. When the host appears, the stage
hand holds up another sign with “Stand and Cheer” on it. Since Bo has many
more lines than anyone else, index cards organized by scenes would be a good
idea. He is not to read the cards but glancing a them to make sure he’s
stays on track is an acceptable practice of a talk show host.
You can
download some theme music from
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at no charge.
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Announcer |
Live
from the shady hills of sunny (your city and state), it’s the Big
Show! With tonight’s guests, GoShawn X, Susie Socionist, Abby
Atheist, Ying Yang Tow, Soul Sister C, Jehovah Russell, Marcus
Marley, and Bishop Sunshine. Now, here’s your host. Give a loud
round of applause for- Brother Bo Stepp!
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Bo
comes from backstage wearing a very nice suit, walking directly to
front center-stage acting humble and overwhelmed by the staged
applause. He begs the audience to take their seats but of course
they don’t because the stage hand is encouraging them to continue to
applaud.
Finally, when the audience takes their seats, Bo starts his opening
monologue. |
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Bo Stepp |
(acting surprised)
What a crowd tonight! How are y’all doing out there? |
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stage hand encourages them to bark and woof it up. |
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Bo Stepp |
Well,
we have a great show for you tonight! Of course, you know that it’s
the Christmas season and you know, I was talking to my momma y’all
and she was getting on my case. |
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The
stage hand holds up a poster board that says “Aaah!”
For
the three years that I’ve done this show, I’ve never had a religious
theme. And you know how Momma is. She loves her some Jesus. So,
we’re going to do a show tonight for Momma! Y’all give it up for
my momma!
(after the applause, he continues)
Speaking of Jesus. I like going to church and all but I wish I
could make a few little changes. I have to be careful with this
because my pastor is here. But I got to say this. I don’t
understand why we have to have the same thing for communion every
time. We ought to mix it up every once and while. Instead of
crackers and grape juice, wouldn’t y’all like to have cornbread and
Kool-Aid? Communion would be slammin’. We can time it out where
the deacons are pulling that corn bread hot out of the oven right at
the end of the sermon.
(the
audience can hear Chuck laughing through his microphone from back
stage).
Man, that would be good. Communion would be like the buffet. I’d
be back line for seconds. Are y’all ready to have a great show?
Let’s do this then!
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spotlight fades as Bo turns and goes back to his desk and the music
is cued once again. |
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Announcer |
You
better run and get your corn bread and Kool-Aid because The Big Show
will be right back after these messages. |
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Situation
We’re now
back from the first short commercial break and Bo is sitting behind his desk
and his first guest is already seated on the leather love seat. As the
scene is lighted, Bo and GoShawn are already deep into a private inaudible
conversation. The music is cued briefly and the audience is welcomed back.
Of course, we’ve already established what the stage hand is doing with the
“Applause”, “Laugh”, and “Cheer” poster boards.
Setting
GoShawn is
from the Nation of Islam. He is wearing a suit with a bow tie. Please see
the diagram at the end of this skit.
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Announcer |
I
hope that you’ve choked down your cornbread because we’re back on
the big show with Bo Stepp! |
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The
lights fade up and Bo stops his conversation with GoShawn, gives a
big smile for the camera and takes it from there. |
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Bo Stepp |
Welcome back. Please welcome our first guest to the show- Mr.
GoShawn X.
(applause)
Season’s Greetings to you GoShawn. |
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GoShawn |
(smiling)
Thank
you for having me, Brother Stepp, but I can not accept your Season’s
Greetings. |
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Bo Stepp |
Why
not? |
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GoShawn |
The
honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us to be students of history, and
history says that December 25, is an ancient pagan holiday. |
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Bo Stepp |
Oh,
really? I’ve never heard that. |
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GoShawn |
Oh,
yes, my talk show brother. The white man knows that the former
slave, called the negro, will not pick up a book to learn for
himself, therefore, the white man can tell the negro anything and he
will sing and dance on cue. |
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Bo Stepp |
(still pleasant)
I understand that you’re all militant and everything but you must
admit that this is a great time of year to witness to others about
the goodness of God, specifically Jesus Christ. |
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GoShawn |
(laughing)
My brother, the passive Jesus that has been marketed to our people
for the last 400 years is not the same Jesus of the Holy Scriptures- |
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Bo Stepp |
By
the Holy Scriptures, you mean the Koran, right? |
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GoShawn |
I
mean the Bible and the Koran. Jesus was a great prophet and we
should listen to his teachings but he wasn’t the last prophet. |
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Bo
looks at his cue cards again and decides to forgo the next question
and call his pastor out. |
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Bo Stepp |
Well,
I have to admit to you, BoShawn, that I am not up on all of this.
That’s why I’ve invited my pastor, Bishop Sunshine, to the show.
He’s going to help us sort all of these things out.
(looking and smiling at the audience)
Please welcome Bishop Jerry Sunshine to The Big Show! |
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Bishop |
(entering and having a seat on the couch)
Thank you. Thank you. It’s a privilege to be here. |
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GoShawn and Bishop Sunshine shake hands. |
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Bo Stepp |
Bishop, were you listening back stage? Did you hear all of this
stuff about the white man’s Jesus? |
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Bishop |
Yes,
I did Bo. I first want to say to you Mr. X, that I’ve read your
book. It was an inspiring story. |
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GoShawn |
Thank
you. |
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Bishop |
Every
young man can benefit from hearing about how you started out on the
streets, got into a lot of trouble, was locked up, found God and
turned your life around. That’s an amazing story. But while I
respect your point of view, it’s not the only one. |
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GoShawn |
Now,
here comes the white man’s brain washing. |
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Bishop |
The
truth is that white men from the west didn’t pen the Holy
Scriptures. God inspired Jews from the middle east to write the
Scriptures. I appreciate the way that showed respect for the
Bible. Did you know that this same Bible says in Romans 10:11-12
that there is no difference between Greek or Jew? If any of us
believe on the name Jesus Christ, we shall be saved. It goes on to
say that by no other name shall a man be saved. |
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Bo Stepp |
This
is a great conversation and I hate to interrupt it but we’re right
up on a commercial break. Mr. GoShawn X, you get the last word. |
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GoShawn |
It
took a long time for Africans to be transformed into African
Americans and it will take a long time for the black man to realize
that he is still in bondage. |
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Bishop |
Muhammad is in the grave. Jesus Christ is risen and in heaven. |
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Bo Stepp |
That’s the music playing, thank you both, we’ll be right back. |
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The
sound of the music rises as the three men laugh and joke and
continue their conversation quietly. The scene ends as the lights
fade to black. |
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